July 2010
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June 2010
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Why do cockroaches die on their backs?
First, few cockroaches die on their backs in the wild.  Natural death of cockroaches probably occurs in the stomach of a bird, bat or other small animal. Second, Cockroaches are not used to living on a polished marble or vinyl floor.  They are more used to a ruguous living plane including leaves and sticks and other vegetable debris.  Thus when a cockroach finds itself on its back (by some...
Jun 25th
FIFA to Ban Vuvuzela Jokes from the 2010 World Cup
Please don’t make any more jokes about vuvuzelas. Jokes about jokes about vuvuzelas are still allowed, however.
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Oh, someone made the same point as me on the same... →
Jun 9th
All I'm Saying Is
Apple ads are like this scene of the Matrix: And Droid ads are like this one:
Jun 9th
Apple iPhone 4 Ad
A device, isolated on a stark white background. It’s clean. It’s friendly. It’s glossy. So glossy it’s almost wet. A close-up of the device. Bright colors, cute little pictures. The device again, still isolated. Won’t something just touch it?! A robot, perhaps? It’s begging to be touched! But I’m having a hard time imagining the sort of metal...
Jun 9th
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Droid Advertisement
We open in some sort of desolate concrete silo—machines sliding across the floor. They are cold, drab, and inhuman. A small device with a glowing red dot floats in the center of the room. This is the product of a thousand sci-fi nightmares mashed into thirty seconds. But what’s this? The device projects some sort of glowing orb. Is it friend? Is it foe? The robotic arms unravel...
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Anonymous asked: i kill
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May 2010
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Anonymous asked: hi is this taylor
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Anonymous asked: can you teach me the internets?
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Gentlemanly Conduct
If a gentleman mistakenly walks in on a lady in some state of undress, he should leave as quickly as possible and say “Sorry sir”, so as to give the impression he truly didn’t see ANYTHING. 
May 7th
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April 2010
10 posts
Anonymous asked: what it do?
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i'm gonna steal your identity
and pay your credit card bills in a timely & efficient manner
Apr 21st
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Well I figured it out
So I was away at Coachella all weekend, and apparently yesterday something I made was linked on Swiss Miss, which is a big design blog. Totally flattering and awesome to get linked there, and I suppose that’s where all these new Tumblr followers came from. I recently changed web hosts to hostgator.com and apparently the increase in traffic led to them having to suspend the script for Pick...
Apr 20th
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Hello New Followers
Where are you all coming from?
Apr 20th