December 2009
16 posts
sometimes at night right before i'm about to go to...
does this mean anything?
also did you know that’s how shaky is spelled?
not many people know this, but i have this other... →
November 2009
22 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)
James Titan and His Fat Brass Jamboree (420)
Piss Ass (69)
I Love Lamp And Other Hilarious Quotes From Will Ferrell Movies (36)
1,001 Dinosaur Jokes Audiobook (13)
George Costanza’s Answering Machine (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Flying from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in a Small...
Radiohead - Down Is The New Up
Guided By Voices - As We Go Up We Go Down
Lindstrøm and Christabelle - High & Low
Yellow Fever - Hellfire
It was kinda scary.
Your undercover wife - w4m
is tired of wearing her wedding band on her right hand and explaining that it’s just a family ring. We’re married, but I’m over here and tired of taking the brunt of so much bs. Be a man and stand up for God’s sake, if not for me, but for your own pride and dignity. If I don’t fear nothing, what do you have to lose? They killed my pets, stole everything of sentimental...
It never snows on Christmas Island.
Because it has a tropical climate.
Fantastic Mr. Fox Review
It wasn’t bad, but it was a tad unrealistic. For example, Foxes cannot talk, do not wear clothes, and cannot drive motorcycles (even with a sidecar).
Welp, see ya!
“It doesn’t matter whether the other side is virtual or real. You could...”
– This Guy, on his fake vagina.
Welcome to 2010.
Some people think they're real fuckin cool but you...
“Yves Saint Laurent invented the godless women’s pantsuit in 1966. He died...”
– Amazing Grace Baptist Church
how do i know when the drum part comes in on "in...
i don’t know it’s just this feeling that overwhelms me…
the weirdos in this town can be so nice sometimes
the man with a shirt and tie pushing two carts stopped and began talking to traffic as i approached him.
“can’t do it!” he said, “can’t go to work every day like some kind of monkey!”
i gave him a polite nod as i passed.
“didn’t want to run you over,” he explained.
thanks, man…
is fly fishing the next/current thing for...
this magazine seems to suggest that it is… i want in on the ground floor. unless this has flown under my radar and it’s no longer at the ground floor. but look, you can get kewl accessories:
and date cute fly fishing girls:
and make kewl fly fishing art:
and still wear cool shirts / have a beard and sleeve tattoo:
this is funny for several reasons
At the Capitol Hill Tea Party just now, Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) stepped up to lead the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance — which he said drives the liberals crazy. “And so as we now renew our commitment to the Red, White and Blue, let us with boldness proclaim the fact that we are one nation under God,” said Akin. “It is altogether fitting that we should do this —...
is this guy an asshole or what? →