December 2009
16 posts
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Alphabetical Guide To How Often You Need To Wash...
A
Afghan - Once per winter season.
B
Board Shorts - Once per summer season.
C
Cardigans - NEVER wash.
D
Denim - Every two weeks. Dungarees - See Overalls. Dress - I dunno.
F
Flannel Shirts - Whenever you feel like it.
G
Galoshes - These are self-washing.
H
Hats - Don’t wash your damn hats.
I
There are no clothing items that start with this letter.
J
Jeans - Just Every...
Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences →
Making fun of Dan Brown is a little like making fun of Dane Cook. It’s funny, and they deserve it.
im gonna give u a deep real hug the likes of which...
We're Still Us After All These Years
Regarding the Lemon Law Post Below
Thanks to @megleidy i got an answer to my question about the lemon tree from a real live law professor!
This is a great question. First, accession law tells us that the fruits (no pun intended) of our property belong to us. Hence the kittens your mom cat bears belong to you, as does the interest generated by your bank account. So as a matter of ownership, the lemons and branch growth related...
“A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a...”
– Washington Post… hat tip: @juliakramer (via sailingfanblues)
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Do you even KNOW what my tumblarity is?
Legal Question
Say a man has a lemon tree. Imagine that lemon tree is planted in his yard, but some branches hang over my yard. Is it legal for me to take the lemons that are on my side of the property line? This is urgent.
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