July 2009
28 posts
“What’s wrong with Bush? It’s his actions that are leading to the downfall of...”
– Ricky Martin (via tetradugenica)
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This song is totally like my philosophy in like...
tumblr won't upload the animated gif i want it to
and it’s really fucking with me and i have a pinched nerve in my shoulder or something and man life is rough
animals don't like when you touch their paws
so hands off
Inlaws jokes or humor: funny things to do to your...
Stay in the bathroom for a long time.
Open the fridge and eat all of their expensive cake.
Call long distance and pretend like it was local.
Bring your laundry over and do it there.
Pretend you’re sick and have them call for an ambulance and then say you’re fine when they arrived.
Tell them that you need to spend the night over because you don’t feel like driving home.
Ask...
why is everyone talking about calvinism today?
hey what's more subversive at this point
posting screencaps from obscure 70s films or like screencaps from two and a half men or something
her: hey i was just looking at your blog
what's with that girl in the sand
she didn't really die right?
me: no lol
just kidding
her: ok good
it's not a funny joke
