last night
last night was freakin’ wild. first of all, trish was trippin’ on magic mushroom and kept talking about the “elemental oneness of all” and i was all, “trish, shut the eff up”. so anyway we stopped at seven eleven to pick up some Sparks. cuz that’s my drink, y’all. u never gonna see me at the club without one in my hand. derek had this cute as eff onesie (sp.?) on and all the girls were staring. basicly had to fight them off. anyway i got some camel crushes, sparks, and a hot dog. trish got chex mix and grapes. she didn’t really eat the grapes just peeeled off the skin and rolled them around on her mouth sayin she was “sucking on god’s eyes”. derek bought some libimax libido enhancer. not that he needs it, but lol, u kno derek. anyway we took trish’s rangerover cuz my mom’s prius was in the shop. bangin’ lenny kravitz the whole way. got to the club, but decided within like two minutes that it was lame as heck and turned stright back around out the door. so we went back to derek’s apt and drank stuff. ate too. til next time……….