Daily Workout Regimen Update
Since the cold season began, I’ve packed on a few pounds. This is nature’s way of keeping the human body warm. As a human, however, I know it’s my responsibility to work against nature, whatever it may be trying to do. So today I started working out to keep fit. I did:
- 13 1/2 Pushups.
- 55 crunches.
It’s also important to be concious of your diet. I’ve substantially increased my cigarette intake and have been slowly transitioning from beer to vodka redbulls.
