Stay in the bathroom for a long time.

Open the fridge and eat all of their expensive cake.

Call long distance and pretend like it was local.

Bring your laundry over and do it there.

Pretend you’re sick and have them call for an ambulance and then say you’re fine when they arrived.

Tell them that you need to spend the night over because you don’t feel like driving home.

Ask to borrow a thousand dollar for a new car down payment.

Lie on their sofa and then fell asleep like it’s your own home.

Turn on the radio loud and start dancing with your wife.

Start to clean up their home and say that they’re messy.

Drop off a whole bunch of your old stuff and tell them to use it.

Demand that they leave so that you can have some time alone with your wife.

Get drunk and throw up all over the place.

Say you have a stomach ache and need to use the restroom for 1 hour.

Leave them a lot of dirty dishes.

Bring your dog over and say “oops” if it poops all over the house.

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