All My Tumbles

All my Tumbles turn to Tweets,
My Twitter’s full of Tumbles,
My blogging is an awful treat,
Though I know why you may grumble.

“Tumblr is for your Tumbles,
Twit your Tweets alone,
You really ought to be more humble,”
My followers may moan.

To this I’ll say one simple thing,
So listen to me well,
Click “Unfollow”, I don’t care!
I’ll see you all in Hell!

-Ben